Death Prediction

On our way home from church, my wife told us a story of a guy who went to the palm reader. According to the palm reader, this guy will one day die - the cause of which is related to stone and fire….
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Posted in Humor No Comments 9.11.2007 on 07:11.

I Was Just In The Middle Of A Dream

I was dreaming. I was eating Carnitas. They were very good Carnitas. The waitress was about to bring me another heaping plate of deliciously fatty, artery-clogging Carnitas when I heard tom-toms. The …
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Posted in Humor No Comments 9.11.2007 on 07:11.

What It Takes to Be an Expert on Anything

After what seemed like months of a hectic schedule the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were enjoying a relaxing evening in the parsonage living room catching up on a pile of newspap…
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Posted in Humor No Comments 6.11.2007 on 12:11.

“Defenestration”, Something We Have All Thought About At One Time or Another!

“Defenestration”, Something We Have All Thought About At One Time or Another!Ross Dix-Peek”Defenestration” is such a beautiful word. It defines a sentiment that most people must h…
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Posted in Humor No Comments 5.11.2007 on 04:11.

Scary Movie Trivia Questions And Answers

1. If you are a teenager living on Elm Street what should you never do?A. Go to sleepB. Play with dollsC. Go to the promD. Have sexA. Go to sleepTOPICS: We all know from “Nightmar…
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Posted in Humor No Comments 2.11.2007 on 19:11.

Just Some Little Touch Ups on Hypnosis

Self hypnosis is a practice that essentially concentrates the mind on certain topics of your choice. If you are scheduled for breast surgery (biopsy, lumpectomy or mastectomy) or you are under…
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Posted in Humor No Comments 2.11.2007 on 18:11.

When You Hear Your Name In Full, You Know You Are In Deep Trouble!

When You Hear Your Name In Full, You Know You Are In Deep Trouble!We have all experienced or either witnessed it at one time or another. The stressed mother, at the end of her tether, still trying…
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Posted in Humor No Comments 2.11.2007 on 18:11.

Abusing A Favor Can Have A Cost

Working for a significant car rental company selling to wholesalers has its perks. Over the years one manages to become friends with the major players either dealing with them or meeting them at domes…
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Posted in Humor No Comments 2.11.2007 on 16:11.

One good look at the Good Book

I very seldom get lost when I am going somewhere. That is, unless your definition of seldom is every time I need to find a new place. Then all options are out the car window. Still I need to underst…
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Posted in Humor No Comments 30.10.2007 on 17:10.

Product, Promotion And Police Protection

Please Officer, don’t arrest me! I realize it might have looked like I was being a bit overly friendly with the guy, but honestly … I was just checking out his t shirt! Everything was fine unti…
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Posted in Humor No Comments 30.10.2007 on 17:10.